| 1 |
Behind every successful man stands
a surprised mother-in-law.
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| 2 |
Imagination is more important than knowledge. |
| 3 |
Eighty percent of success is showing up. |
| 4 |
Money is better than poverty, if only for financial
reasons. |
| 5 |
Take care of the luxuries and the necessities
will take care of themselves. |
| 6 |
Is knowledge knowable? If not, how do we know
this?
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| 7 |
On the plus side, death is one of the few things
that can be done just as easily lying down. |
| 8 |
Before you judge a man, walk a mile in his shoes.
After that who cares?... He's a mile away and
you've got his shoes! |
| 9 |
Marriage is a wonderful invention; but, then
again, so is a bicycle repair kit. |
| 10 |
The best car safety device is a rear-view mirror
with a policeman in it. |
| 11 |
Think of all the beauty still left around you
and be happy. |
| 12 |
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight. |
| 13 |
Men marry women with the hope they will never
change. Women marry men with the hope they will
change. Invariably they are both disappointed. |
| 14 |
Never stand between a dog and the lamp post. |
| 15 |
The difference between genius and stupidity
is; genius has its limits. |
| 16 |
Never take a job where winter winds can blow
up your trousers. |
| 17 |
Reality is that which, when you stop believing
in it, doesn't go away. |
| 18 |
A verbal contract isn't worth the paper it's
written on. |
| 19 |
You don't stop laughing because you grow old.
You grow old because you stop laughing. |
| 20 |
Nice to be here? At your age it's nice to be
anywhere. |
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